Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?ħ3. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?ħ2.
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Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot. I can tell you’re into yoga, why don’t you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are?ĥ5. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.ĥ4. If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.ĥ3. Are you my new boss? Because you just gave me a raise.ĥ2. First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.ĥ0. I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.Ĥ9. Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.Ĥ8. Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you.Ĥ7. My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to. Do you know what else would look great on you? Me!Ĥ5. Are you an iPhone screen? Because I could tap you all night.Ĥ4. That shirt looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I.Ĥ2. I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?Ĥ0. Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out.ģ9. Are you a supermarket sample? Because I want to taste you again and again without any sense of shame.ģ8. Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?ģ7. My dick died, do you mind if I bury it in your ass?ģ6. Hi, I’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.ģ5. Do you work at Home Depot? Because you’re giving me wood.ģ4. Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.ģ3. Do you want to save water and shower together?ģ2. Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.ģ1. Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place.Ģ8. Do you have room for an extra tongue in your mouth?Ģ7. If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed. Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.Ģ5. I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.Ģ4. I’m having trouble sleeping by myself, can you sleep with me?Ģ3. Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.Ģ2. Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my dick.Ģ1. Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?Ģ0. Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.ġ9.
Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you but I definitely should be.ġ8. I think I could fall madly in bed with you. Why pay for a bra when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?ġ5. Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.ġ4. Your body is made up of 70% water.and I’m thirsty.ġ3. I can tell you’re into yoga, why don’t you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are?ġ2.
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